I’m going to start with the guest review that got me all hot under the collar and raring to get the Nars Orgasm Illuminator. I did get it and I’ve been using it and my thoughts will follow below 😉 Warning: This is long so grab a coffee and settle back for a read! 🙂
LeGeeque Reviews Nars Orgasm Illuminator
At first glance, it’s nothing fascinating. I mean, Nars Orgasm has been done to death! Blush, gloss, nail polish and I’m sure there are other items I’ve missed out.
What made me plonk down AUD$69.00 for this was this weather we were in. At the time, Melbourne was facing one of the coldest winters in the past 10 years and temperatures have been hovering around single digits by noon. This results in an extremely pale (note that I say pale and not fair) Geek. I do get the occasional rosy cheeks when I’ve made a dash for the train or if the heater has been cranked up high. But for most part of the day, I’m just your regular wintry pale person.
I first heard of this product when a good friend returned from his Asia backpacking trip. He was in Hong Kong when he first saw it. He’s the typical Aussie male who knows nothing about makeup and the mere mention of Orgasm sends him into fits of laughter. So, over a couple of beers and travel stories, he impressed me with a wealth of knowledge on this product.
If Nars can get your regular testosterone-charged male curious about this product, I couldn’t wait to swipe my plastic on this baby!