Guest Review : F Cup Cookies to incease bust size?

by Paris B on · 48 comments

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Are you here from the Groupon deal? For the record, I personally do not condone taking this product as it contains hormones. DO NOT take this if you are below the recommended age of 18 or have a medical condition. Please note there may be side effects and Groupon did not check with me before posting excerpts of this post, nor for my opinion ~ Paris B

This review of the F Cup Cookie is written by Erin at the request of the readers. Please note that we are not medically inclined, and your experiences may vary. We are not responsible for any adverse experiences you might experience as a result of trying the F Cup Cookie yourself. If you have concerns, consult your doctor. Otherwise enjoy the review icon smile Guest Review : F Cup Cookies to incease bust size?

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I would probably be the last person anyone would expect to try the F Cup Cookie. Simply because, unlike most Asian women, I actually have au naturel non-siliconed C sized boobs.

Picture to prove above. I would have done the whole boobie squish thing, but I’m not Samantha Jones enough la. As for the non-silicone part, you only get upcloseandpersonal privileges if you’re a close friend. Haha. Haha.

So I was killing time in Cineleisure one fine night, waiting for a movie to start. And I had the greatest bad luck to walk into Sasa Cineleisure where they had fantabulously awesome salesgirls that could sell me anything and everything. Which includes the F Cup cookie.

I’m perfectly fine with my current boob size mind you. But hey, we all have gravitational problems and you know what they say about size. The bigger you are…

So this disgustingly awesome salesgirl actually managed to convince me that this F Cup Cookie would solve all my boob woes and somehow magically make my boobs firm and perky ala Jessica Alba.

Really. WHO could resist that sales pitch.

After religiously eating two cookies per day for a whole month, I have to say they DIDN’T turn my boobs into little JessAs. Instead it did exactly what the label said it would. Make ‘em bigger.

I didn’t measure them, but my boobs felt fuller, firmer, and slightly swelled over my bra cups. Filled with horror as the LAST thing *I* wanted was bigger boobs, I immediately stopped eating them and handed the remaining 4 bars to my slightly less endowed cousin instead.

Its only 4 bars. Of course it didn’t show any results on her.

But they did on me. After eating them for almost a month. (One box supplies for one month. 60 bars, at 2 bars a day.)

In conclusion: Try the F Cup Cookie for size. And plastic surgery is still the only solution for droops and sags.

Taste: Like any other biscuit. I tried the choc flavour, it was pretty good.

This guest post is written by Erin, a lovely bubbly outgoing young woman who always manages to look comfortable and fashionable everytime I see her. Erin is/used to be a makeup artist and blogs at I Call it Art, her personal and not so personal blog.

Note: This is written as a personal experience and the reviewer experienced no negative effects. Its not to say that we recommend eating these things or that you will not experience negative reactions. If it says it is only for those above 18 years do not take it if you are below the recommended age. Do not take it if you have a medical condition. Do not take it without checking with a doctor if in doubt.

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Hanny
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June 4, 2010 at 9:25 am

WOW!!!! It works? (looks at ownself) Hmmm… Should I get some?

domncroxd
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June 4, 2010 at 9:37 am

Oh dear…I think I will get them today ; )

Isabel June 4, 2010 at 9:38 am

LOL this is a hilarious read!

Out of curiosity, did you gain weight elsewhere other than in the boobs? I’m thinking if one eats 2 snickers bars a day, everyday, the boobs would probably be fuller too after a month …. and so would the butt, the arms, the thighs…..

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 11:19 am

Hey Isabel, they didn’t make me fatter anywhere else. I wonder too what they put in it to focus only on increasing boob fat.

Isabel June 4, 2010 at 7:46 pm

Oooohh!!!! Curiouser and curiouser ….
*off to do some googling on the cookies*

Jasmine June 4, 2010 at 9:42 am

I ate 2 boxes but it didn’t work … felt a bit firmer but mine have always grown low from my chest :(

Does it give you gas? The cookies made my belly ache with the huge loads of gas!!! I liked the plain one though.

It’s possible to just buy supplements — the ingredient inside is Pueraria Mirifica, which is basically phytoestrogen. In large amounts. This supplement is often found in herbal menopause formulas.

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 11:22 am

Gee… I didn’t get any of those symptons. Could you possibly be allergic to an ingredient in there?

I’ve never tried Pueraria as they don’t have convincing sales girls like the ones at Sasa Cineleisure. Haha. Thanks for the warning though, I’ll stay away from that!

blue
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June 4, 2010 at 9:49 am

ack I should’ve gotten them! but i’m so skeptical about things like these, and worried about after effects. what was the retail price in Malaysia?

shuaddict June 4, 2010 at 10:15 am

What exactly is the chemical reaction or ingredients that make up this cookie? I wouldn’t trust such things especially since to make such a change it would have to be hormonal – kind of like birth control pills — which have been proven to increase bust size in some women.

I saw this in a mag recently and it was RM169 for 30 cookies if I’m not mistaken.

Michelle Chen June 4, 2010 at 10:49 am

The cookies have estrogen in them. So the hormones basically fools the body into thinking it’s pregnant hence the swelling breats. But please do think twice as estrogen (or anything that messes with the natural order of your body) would have side effects. Among them, potential weight gain (as what many women on birth control pills will experience) and even potential endometrial cancer. Have a read: http://www.enotalone.com/article/7831.html

Ladies – we are beeeeaaaaaaaatiful as we are… C cup, A cup, F cup, no cup *smiles*

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 11:25 am

That probably explains the feeling of the swelling of the boobs as per my P and Post MS times. But it didn’t make me gain weight though.

Thanks for the additional info!

Isabel June 4, 2010 at 7:49 pm

Ah just noticed this! Makes sense.

Agree with you on the ….err…. cups. =D I’m all for altering the self to look better as long as it’s superficial (have to justify the amount I spend on skincare and cosmetics!)

jojoba (My Makeup Reviews) June 4, 2010 at 11:03 am

HAHAHAHAHA! this is too funny! eat your way to bigger cups! LOL

not for me. i don’t want more weight up there. the less weight the better. LOL

I LOVE THIS POST though! :P

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 11:28 am

Awww… Thanks! *touched*

monstro June 4, 2010 at 11:24 am

Hormone cookies? Is this safe? Legal?? :-D

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 11:30 am

Yeah it should be. Its being sold everywhere. Came from Japan if I’m not mistaken.

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 11:27 am

Dear all, I have been given the kind go ahead from the Queen B herself to reply to your questions, so please excuse the appearingly thickskinned asifthisismyportal responses. :)

Cece June 4, 2010 at 11:41 am

i’m curious…what happens after you stop eating them? are the boobs back to as they were before you ate them?

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Yeah, after a while they went back to normal size. I personally feel its either cos 1) I need to take it longer to ensure the results are more perm as our cells need to ‘remember’ to replicate 2) I went on a dieting spree soon after. Haha!

Connie
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June 4, 2010 at 11:43 am

LMAO! Don’t you just hate the cineleisure girls for making us spend so much money? :p

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 3:12 pm

I KNOW RIGHT.

patty June 4, 2010 at 11:54 am

emm…i think no need so big..normaly this kind of product wil make us grow fat bit..mayb in my case im allergy to collegen or burst stuff:) too big not so good…as paris said got gravitiy problem…:) i think nowaday wonder bra or some special bra make our boost nicer and outstanding:)

Jean June 4, 2010 at 12:03 pm

so it really works??!
OMG.. shud i try it? but I feel happy with my current size too.(although it’s not big at all..=p)

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 3:09 pm

eep. why ruin a good thing??

shaynaJo June 4, 2010 at 12:22 pm

first of all, this is a great post and great reviewer.. u’re just too funny! :P
then, i couldnt agree more with connie on the cineleisure’s SaSa girls… they made me spent a bomb on stuffs I nvr thought of getting on my last visit… grr.. hahah
anyway, my sister tried a box of F cup cookies too and I stole 1 bar from her. She mentioned that those cookies didnt reallly increase her size but she did felt some swelling. As for my opinion on the cookie, i think it tasted really “dry” and a little hard to swallow for me.. :P

erin
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June 4, 2010 at 3:11 pm

Thanks shaynaJo! And omg, ur a Cineleisure Sasa victim too! *Psst Connie!*

I find most cookies taste hard and dry anyway. That’s why I only take cookies with milk. Haha.

Jessica June 4, 2010 at 4:14 pm

Wow! It worked?! maybe I should try em…would gv the boy something to ogle for ages! Haha!

erin
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June 5, 2010 at 11:15 pm

Haha! Sure. Just remember to sing “Unpretty by TLC” to him too. :D

KittyCat June 4, 2010 at 5:39 pm

Hormonal cookies? I was shocked to hear such immediate results just after eating them for a month. Please be careful with such things.

If I needed to increase my boob size, I’d be happy shopping for all those frilly Maximizer and whatever bras. I saw that Triumph has a new type which gives you a size up?

Anyway, big boobs may seem fun and ya, they attract the guys but backaches, expensive bras and “Hello, my face is up HERE!!!” are among the problems you’ll have to deal with.

A beyond the C lady ;-)

erin
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June 5, 2010 at 11:13 pm

I used to have that prob. I think the guys I hang out with have grown up and learnt to look at my face by now. Haha.

lavender June 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm

This is an interesting read. heard abt it on the radio. I think it has some hormone in it.

Erin, your bust looks great, no need to eat those strange cookies. Thanks for sharing.

erin
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June 5, 2010 at 9:40 pm

Thanks! *pats boobs happily*

Sherry June 5, 2010 at 1:29 pm

oh.. so pretty, I no try this but I try the bustup japan drink that I won. It not increase the cup but it firm it up.:D I wouldn’t say 100% but 70% of it.

erin
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June 5, 2010 at 9:37 pm

Oo firm up I want!!

Rei June 16, 2010 at 1:29 am

Oww… I really wanna take them but I’m only 16… would this have any bad side effects on me if I took it too early (they recommended minimum age 18)?? You’re so lucky that you’re naturally a C cup… I’m only an A!!

ParisB June 16, 2010 at 9:29 am

Do read about the side effects first – reports are that its hormonal and thus not something you might want to take too much of. Also, please abide by the recommendations. 18 means 18.

Rochelle July 14, 2010 at 7:12 pm

What if 14 year olds try it? I mean, my boobs are very small, and I’m barely an A. Is it bad because teenagers’ hormones aren’t settled yet, so I don’t know. Advice, please? :)

ParisB July 14, 2010 at 7:14 pm

I won’t advise it. The minimum age as stated by the brand is 18. At 14 you are just starting out – give it time :)

suzyQ August 6, 2010 at 1:26 am

hey can anybody tell me where i can buy them in england or online?? i wouldnt want to get ripped off for the fake biscuits.

clover September 21, 2010 at 11:05 am

you can get it on ebay. the price is decent on ebay. look for sellers selling from japan, usually they are authentic. i buy mine from a japanese seller.

i ate it for a month and plus massaging every morning…im seeing result! yay~

brielle September 25, 2010 at 2:13 am

i just bought 2 boxes at hongkong cuz the salesladies somehow convinced me to it.
i dont know if its a good or a bad thing lol

cuz i was taking fenugreek 2 x 610mg each + menopause formula with combination of herbs + olive oil and i was having good results

BUT i was gaining weight
i am a trainer and i was so lean but
aside from the fact that i dont get to work out anymore
i really havent been binging on food so its definitely the herbs making me fat

but i was getting bigger boobs.

then i heard of ULTRA BREAST and BOUNTIFUL BREAST
the ultra breast is cheaper than bountiful breast
although they both have same ingredients – must be manufacturers that differ

— i feel bad for the cookies so im gona consume them before i switch to the ultra breast. i hope i can sell them to someone though

and oh 1 box was only 30 bars. i got 2 for like 300+ HK dollars for promotional.

the herbs were great, yes getting fuller cup but getting fatter! im a trainer, i should know what is making me fat because i monitor my food, weight muscle and water weight. the herbs give water retention which makes me flabby. stopping it for now (and i feel bad cuz i just bought f cup cookies with pueraria murifica in it- which is supposed to be effective with other herbs)

hazyrah October 16, 2010 at 2:23 pm

i wanna say that i’m interest about that product…wanna try it..but not confident…are it really work?

Susan November 30, 2010 at 8:10 am

Hey…. im only 15 years old. My boobs are very small they are 30 A.
If i try the f cup cookie will it affect the growth of my boobs???
Is it bad???
Please help……

ParisB November 30, 2010 at 8:52 am

Yes. Don’t take it

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